sushinfood:

goofle:

She wears short skirts I wear t-shirts and we’re both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently

okay this one made me laugh

skeletongrazed:

shout out to the peaceful skeleton communitity

kayleefabulous:

MY ANACONDA-

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2n0wflake:

despairmakoto:

2n0wflake:

to this day i still don’t know what DS stands for

dual screen

youve ruined everything

zme: are there any spirits listening
ouija: yes are you alone
me: yes
ouija: haha nice whats up :P
me: trying to contact my dead grandmother
ouija: cool cool so what would u be doing if i was alive right now lol

rneerkat:

dont EVER call ur date honey in front of bees, they do NOT understand the concept of nicknames and will viciously attack your girlfriend in hope of getting back what was taken from them

ryaynross:

im laughing so much a group of really loud boys sat down next to us in mcdonalds and one of them just picked up his burger and said to his friends “i bet i can put this whole thing in my mouth” and my mom turned to me and said “well we know who the gay one is” and they heard her and none of them have said a word since

englland:

middle schoolers complaining about how stressful school is

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nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

theanti90smovement:

hmm 666

6+6+6=18

18….

Obama was 18 once

very scary

not sure what this information means

k1mkardashian:

anyway. *fingers myself*

f13nds:

j6:

can someone find that gif of that singer on stage and then it looks like they pooped out a canned chicken

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luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it