cheerupsmelly:

reblog if your url holds deep, spiritual meaning for you

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googlebus:

lzbth:

people that smile a lot freak me out. what are u plotting

nothing

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cock:

block

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one time a boy liked me just kidding

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patrickat:

nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.

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partyintheurl:

whose line (of cocaine) is it anyway?

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starksexual:

i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it

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homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

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whiteboywaves:

why would you ask for nudes. go turn off safe search and google titties wtf stone age bitches can’t work a internet

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earthnation:

my heart is full of hate and swag

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-annoying:

someone mail me mozzarella sticks 

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earthnation:

my heart is full of hate and swag

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tibets:

Sext: what do you want from taco bell

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pau1y:

what if 911 called you

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