cloritos:

i said a swear once and next thing you know i was doing meth

rnints:

this isnt a humor blog its more of a cry for help

snorlaxatives:

i can smell mcdonalds fries from a mile away

In Vein (ft. The Weeknd)
Rick Ross
Rick Ross
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houseofdawn:

In Vein ft. TheWeeknd - Rick Ross

beesmygod:

evitron:

google boob

fbi put your hands in the air

punacceptable:

*talks to Internet friends while sitting next to real life friends*

horoscope: aries enjoy breathing air and good food
girl: yaaaaassss bitch thats me as hell

framewxrk:

too lazy to masturbate can you do it for me

svveden:

svveden:

what do you call a sphere full of idiots

earth

slutstatus:

can you believe that there are people on this earth who have never seen this video before

ridge:

i hate it when people call me funny because I feel like I have to say something really funny again and I just can’t handle that pressure

fak-er:

I literally don’t know what id do without my pillow to spoon at night.

youtubeofficial:

haha lol people who make fun of u for eating bananas or popsicles or hot dogs haha ur so clever its the first time anyone has ever noticed those foods are shaped like dicks haha A+++

teacher: do u understand what ur supposed to be doing
me: yeh
friend: what r we supposed to be doin
me: lol idk

terezi-owns2:

THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG