my mom was carrying her ipad and a piece of pizza but she stumbled and dropped her ipad on the floor but held tight to her pizza and i’m so glad i know where my priorities come from
Let’s be nothing… I heard it lasts forever.
i don’t know why everyone makes the grim reaper out to be a bad guy i mean he’s just taking to you to the afterlife it’s not like he killed you it’s actually quite nice of him to walk you there imagine if you had to go alone
In my dorm room we have a neutrogendered purple alien named George and we tuck him into bed every night
“i bet you cant name two structures that can hold water!” “well, dam”
i followed my heart and it led me into the fridge
it’s so rare that you meet someone who makes you feel so warm and happy like they are like sunshine and you just want them around all the time
could you please fill out this quick survey for me?
i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class
It’s so frustrating when you’re like the only person who can see how evil and sneaky someone is and everyone else is like blind to it
when i was little i thought food poisoning meant that someone had literally poisoned your food and one time my sister got food poisoning from mccdonalds so i told everyone at school that the drive thru guy tried to kill my sister
THANK YOU I LOVD IT