urbancatfitters:

dear professor i couldn’t finish my homework because life is pointless

2 selfies in a day??? oops

2 selfies in a day??? oops

I belong in coachella

I belong in coachella

997:

why did i wake up

psyducked:

one time my sister walked in on my fingering myself so I told her that I was checking my prostate because I was feeling sick and I was afraid I had cancer and we spent a good 15 minutes hugging each other crying

thaibrator:

hey now 

ur a rockstar

get your

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atomicairspace:

copperbooms:

when did tumblr collectively decide not to use punctuation like when did this happen why is this a thing

it just looks so smooth I mean look at this sentence flow like a jungle river

landorus:

foreveralone-lyguy:

landorus:

fuck bees

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i dont deserve this

joshpeckofficial:

yeah that’s true, but is it tru

oreoofficial:

oreoofficial:

my phone went from 80% to 6% and it shut down im so confused

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hipstermoriarty:

youngblackandvegan:

yeah no

i’m not one of those people that will preach unconditional sex positivity

because some people’s “kinks” are having sex with children

and rubbing their genitals on random people on the train

so na

miss me with the lectures about “kink shaming”

because there is a line

and way too many people cross it

don’t forget people who fuck animals when animals literally cannot give consent

poopflow:

you put the condom on your dick
but you don’t actually do any fucking
it’s a metaphor
I can’t get laid

fedoraaura:

infeerandfaith:

ariacherry:

You saw it ladies and gentleman, proof. 

wake up america

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bw6:

bw6:

I wanna feel the bulge in your pants as we cuddle

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tittily:

public school is so weird tho because you have this institution with all these potentially brilliant minds who will go on to do great things for humanity 

and then you look down at your textbook and its like

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