earthnation:

my heart is full of hate and swag

(via khalessiofpizza)

-annoying:

someone mail me mozzarella sticks 

(via khalessiofpizza)

earthnation:

my heart is full of hate and swag

(via watdafuckie)

tibets:

Sext: what do you want from taco bell

(via svveden)

pau1y:

what if 911 called you

(via madturbating)

getoffmybloghoe:

*rides dick to church*

(via nicolasiscaged)

diverged:

I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months

(via fuckyeahtxtposts)

daddyfuckedme:

wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles

(via snorlaxatives)

imagineyouricon:

imagine your icon making a sex tape with you

(via shia-labeouffalo)

bideogams:

*goes into the bathroom with a gameboy*

*comes out 5 and 1/2 weeks later*

(via shia-labeouffalo)

snapchatting:

you are under arrest for being attractive and ruining my life

(via khalessiofpizza)

ayeleesh:

when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look

(via shia-labeouffalo)

ozzyosborntodie:

can Dora find you a sense of humor

(via swagchat)

thatsmoderatelyraven:

Next week at graduation I hope I don’t trip on the stage like Lizzie McGuire

(via whoa-shit-another-will-grayson)

eyeslikecominghome:

a commercial for dominos was just on and i guess i was lovingly staring at the tv because my mom says to my dad “i wish you still looked at me like haley’s looking at that pizza”

(via yongmuney)